ALLISON
I had a love, but love left me lonely
I had a love, but now I have only
misery, agony, helplessness hopelessness heartache and woe... woe woe woe
Deep in my heart, it must have been real love
Cause now it's causing me quiet a good deal of
misery, agony, helplessness hopelessness heartache and woe... woah woah woah woah!
I see no future for us, which means I see no relief,
from the suffering, sorrow, despair, despondence, torment, and grief
Who would have known?
That part of maturing, was spending a month in your bedroom enduring,
Misery, agony, helplessness, hopelessness, heartache, and woe
CRY-BABY
Locked in a cage, staring at the ceiling
Locked in a cage, doin' nothing but feeling
misery, agony, helplessness hopelessness heartache and woe... woah woah woah
Dupree
10 kinds of hurt fill my soul as I languish
Depression, despair, dejection, anguish,
Misery, agony, helplessness hopelessness heartache and woe...
Dupree and Cry-Baby
10 kinds of woe....
Cry-baby
But when I dream of my darlin' waiting there for me
I feel happiness, pleasure, contentment, serenity, joy bliss and glee.
She's up in her room
ALLISON
He's locked in his prison
BOTH
and I'd like to think, that he/she also is in
CRY-BABY
Misery
ALLISON
Agony
CRY-BABY
Helplessness
ALLISON
Hopelessness
BOTH
Heartache and woe... woe woe woe woe
Pepper (Spoken)
What is that word? That describes being spit on...
When you can't stop the pain?
Wanda (Spoken)
Right, or stop getting hit on!
(Sung)
How 'bout misery?
Pepper (spoken)
No
Wanda
Agony?
Pepper
Helplessness?
Wanda
Hopelessness?
Pepper
Heartache?
Wanda
Woe
Pepper (Spoken)
Good one!
Wanda
Thanks
Wanda and Pepper
Woe woe woe woeeeeeee
Mona (Spoken)
They cut up my face!
They buried my hatchet!
Now my nose has an itch!
God I wish I could scratch it!
(sung)
This is misery, agony, helplessness, hopelessness, heartache, and woeeee
All 3 girls
Woe woe woe woeeeeeee
Take unfairness and injustice, and add 'em to the list
Of the reasons we're furious, outraged, indigent, disgusted, and pisssssssed
Everyone
But for now, nothing's left, but to join in this chorus
Ripped from the world's most depressing thesaurus
Misery, agony, helplessness, hopelessness, heartache, and woe (woe woe woe woeeeee)
(inconsolable grief)
Woe woe woe woeeeeeeeeeeeee
(May as well jump off a bridge)
Woe woe woe woeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
(Life is long road to death)
woe woe woe woeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
[Thanks to Cerisehoodfan for correcting these lyrics]