I saw that one man hiding in the bar
He grabbed a pickled egg out of the pickle jar
He walked through the door and he looked at me
He picked me up and boy you wouldn't want to see that
That one man is evil
If you see a man in a big red van walk past him you'll thank me
I ran out of that bar faster than you could see
But when i got out there were giant red bees
I could tell they were his cause they noticed me
They chased me down the walk boy you wouldint want to see that
That one man is evil
If you see a man in a big red van walk past him youll thank me
I went to the docter to fix my knee
Because that previous night i tripped on a tree
He lifted his head and he looked at me
Oh no its the guy i screamed immidiatly But Boy
That one man is evil
If you see a man in a big red van walk passed him youll thank me
That man that one man
That man that one man
If you see a man in a big red van walk passed him youll thank me