Tonight's the night, nothing is wrong,
Let's start this shit off, with an irish song.
One, two, you know what to do,
You gotta stand right up and jump around and pour yourself a brew.
Three, four, the liquor takes its toll
You gotta jump around and pound 'em down until you hit the floor.
Well if you like to drink, I'll tell you what you need,
A couple shots of whiskey and a chase of irish cream.
All you need is friends, a couple beers in hand,
So come along and sing the song and scream it with the band.
One, two, you know what to do,
You gotta stand right up and jump around and pour yourself a brew.
Three, four, the liquor takes its toll
You gotta jump around and pound 'em down until you hit the floor.
Well if you like to sing, I'll tell you who we be,
A couple guys from cricket and a f*cking drum machine. (Hi I'm Graham)
So grab onto your glass and raise it to the sky,
Cause what's the point of drinking if you can't do it all night?