[ Featuring the Chicago Massacre Quartet ]
I once knew a guy in Texas
His name was Bill
In his ranch out of town
He had much thrill
With all his cows
With all his sheeps
He played around
Beating his dick
Cowboy
Depraved
Moo
He banged donkeys and mules
Bulls and rams
With all his horses and goats
He made a mess
His dick never at rest
He stinked like no one else
Cowboy
Depraved
Moo
One day he woke up horny
Ran to the stall
But all the farm was upset
It was no fun
They held him on all fours
They pushed him on the floor
With fifteen inches up his ass
Bill was f*cked up
