[ Featuring the Chicago Massacre Quartet ]
Please come in we got the best in town
Fresh meat of the finest quality
Tenderloin, sirloin, offal, liver and tripe
Ooh, we've got everything you dreamed
Or maybe you could be part of our special selection
Sold with discretion for a tiny extra charge
Please have a seat downstairs the butcher is in
You'll be torn
As you scream in pain
You'll be sold
For the foodies' day