There are some things that I shouldn't have to tell you
Anybody with some sense ought to know
Like foolin around with some intern
Or takin bribes on the telephone
There's a verse somewhere in the Bible
Says hidden things will be brought to the light
So maybe you better think twice before
Doin something you know aint right
If you buy a TV with plastic
Or a new car with your John Hancock
When you start giving lazy people handouts
By taking bread out of my lunch box
If you keep puttin food in your gas tank
Or leftover bait in the refrigerator
If you eat hot tamales for breakfast
You know you're gonna pay for it later
What's this that I hear about our government
Spendin all this money that they aint got
Did they not go to kindergarten
Thieves and liars will always get caught
I don't want to start a revolution
Well okay, maybe I do
Some things had better change in Washington
A day of reckoning is coming for you
There's a boat load of sleazy politicians
That are saying, "I'm not a crook"
But there is way too many of us regular folks
Can't seem to balance a little check book
If you give a kid everything he asks for
What you get is a spoiled rotten brat
Fedzilla is Paris Hilton in rogue
But we Americans are sittin pretty fat