When your wallet can't hold your 100 dollar bills
You complain that your kids are way too perfect
When you bonus is a little less than your neighbours
And your mistress is a cunt cause she wants you too much
That's when you stop and think
Why is that spotlight always on you?
We've all had enough of your first world problems
So pathetic I could scream but I hold it in
Because my screaming would mean you would get attention
You will get what you deserve
Your au pair is a bitch she's not always quiet
And your car is too small for your new Ping driver
Your tailored suit is ruined cause it started to rain
Don't get me started on that wedding ring
Why can't you see it's so f*cking unfair
Eternal whining when you're living my dream?
World full of Trump and shit and look at us now
We're still discussing all your FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS