College town, freshman love
You start thinking she might be the one
So you call her dad, start saving up
You blink an eye, now you're all tux'd up
You've been practicing "I do"
But when she says it back to you
You're never ready for that kinda hit you outta left field
Naw, you never saw it coming, how it'd make you feel
Seeing your blue jean baby in a white dress
Trying to act tough, but you're a train wreck
It's a half smile, half cry, change your whole life feeling
That'll stop you in your tracks
People talk about it, and you thought about it
But that kinda heavy, naw, you're never ready for that
Start talking 'bout a couple kids
But we both think it's best to wait on it
'Cause broke as hell just ain't the time
'Til she hands you two pink lines
You're never ready for that kinda hit you outta left field
Naw, you never saw it coming, how it'd make you feel
Seeing the nurse put your baby on her mama's chest
Trying to act tough, but you're a train wreck
It's a half smile, half cry, change your whole life feeling
That'll stop you in your tracks
People talk about it, and you thought about it
But that kinda heavy, naw, you're never ready for that
Naw, you're never ready for that
Time speeds up, and your parents slow down
Yeah, they always took care of you
But it's your turn now
You're never ready for that kinda hit you outta left field
Naw, you never saw it coming, how it'd make you feel
Holding your old man's hand for his last breath
Trying to act tough, but you're a train wreck
It's a half smile, half cry, change your whole life feeling
That'll stop you in your tracks
People talk about it, and you thought about it
But nothing gets you ready
Damn, I wasn't ready for that kinda heavy
Naw, you're never ready for that
No, I wasn't ready for that