The Cordial - Funny Enough Lyrics

Common sense, it's not so common anymore
And it's irrelevant, but I'm making the best of it
Since I was a kid I always wanted the best for me
Lately, I've been thinking that may be a vasectomy
Terrified, manic, and wide eyed
A bit of anxiety, distinct lack of pride
Who's this? Your groom to be
I hadn't realized this was a party for three
Late night, you two are starting to fight
I bet you didn't know I caught him giving me eyes
I smiled for the first time in a while
You and me? It's just fleeting
Meeting in the toilet for a bump and a cry

You ooze class, quit grabbing my ass
That's sexual harassment if you flip it around, yeah
Lean in, fishing for a kiss
I barely even know you keep your mouth off my lips
You're desperate, and full of lies
I guess I'm not surprised, with your dead fish eyes
Last call, you spill your drink and fall
Then I miss the last train
You're in the back of my brain
Wondering how long it'll be until we're f*cking again
Common sense, it's not so common anymore
Well common sense, it's not so common anymore
Well common sense, it's not so common anymore
Well common sense, it's not so common anymore