[ Featuring Woodstock ]
Well I'm going to set it off first
With a mega bomb burst
You couldn't find another rapper like me on the whole Earth
Blessed with the curse to take the best with the worst
Leave it to the man to take a cut of what it's worth
I got rhymes for the beat
Like an egg for a nest
I like De La Soul and a Tribe Called Quest
Woodstock got the product knocking at your chest
Rappers try and test
That's when I call next
See your eyeball flex because you're clocking me
C double O L Z there's no shocking me
Talking me down from this ledge I'm standing on
I'm planning on jumping into something tonight
There's no stopping me
That's how we do it when we're rocking it right
Rock a funky rhyme until the broad daylight
To the break of dawn
Cnd in the place to be
I got the MPC plus the M I C
So who's the matchmaker
Kali life taker
Bad luck Chuck
You done spilled the salt shaker
Feeling my oats like Quaker
Cake baker
F*ck the US trying to invade Jamaica
Stake a little claim on the mic device
Come so nice they want to double the price
They want to covet the spice
Come on and blow on the dice
Because I'm on a roll like kelp, fish and rice
I'd like to entice you with an invite
To get hype and act a fool if you'd like to
My crew is catering the event
So get your RSVP sent to get bent
Ladies and gents so tense from all the stress
We got you
Let the beat do shiatsu
Release the pressure that's building
Take the day off and hang out with some children
Ha ha ha
Let's regain the awe
I don't know why y'all refrain from raw
Want to restrain the god from self realization
Switch to fumigation and libation
Why change the station
I'm going to unplug myself
I'm trying to enjoy my health
Employ myself to carry out whatever endeavor
I deem worth of my attention
That's wealth
Evidently I'm presently residential
In an order that is sequential
Everyone telling me that it's essential
To acquire and possess
I guess they're all mental
That's how we do it when we're rocking it right
Rock a funky rhyme until the broad daylight
To the break of dawn
Cnd in the place to be
I got the MPC plus the M I C
I'm not from MIT Yale Harvard or Stanford
But I know the question in the form of an answer
Cnd I know why Uncle L said
He was walking with a panther
Because every human being has dormant cancer
Let me take it back
No need to take it there
4 3 2 1 Woodstock drop the snare
Followed by the kick
That's what makes the beat stick
In your mind with my lyrics
Yeah it's a neat trick
Gotta be quick
Unless you want to be vicced
I got the jukebox picked
I think it's going to be sick
That's how we do it when we're rocking it right
Rock a funky rhyme until the broad daylight
To the break of dawn
Cnd in the place to be
I got the MPC plus the M I C
Cnd we the MIB
You know the men in black
Pete's name is Woodstock
My name is Zach
Cnd we rock it like that
Like back to back
Cnd yo we never coming wack
Because we got it like that