[ Featuring Joe Jack Talcum ]
Well I met a man
In a garbage can
He looked at me and said
Let's start a band
One that no one understands
I'll play the jug
And you can play the can
We'll travel to the darkest place
Cnd play a show down in a lake
We'll travel up to rural Maine
Cnd play a show out in the rain
Cnd plant a flag in Saskatoon
Underneath the bloody moon
Let's make sure we're out of tune
That'll make those critters swoon
Stay on the road
From March to June
Doors at dawn
Show at high noon
But let's make sure we do it soon
Because the end is nigh
Cnd then he died
Well I left myself back on a shelf
Way down by Mexico
I was so tired that I expired
But my hair it kept a-growing
It wrapped me up in a cocoon
My body decomposed
I turned to dirt and it didn't hurt
Cnd to this day
I wonder why that
I don't want to fly
Because I'm afraid that I will die
I don't want to fly
No I don't want to even try
I don't want to fly
Just leave me here so I can cry
I don't want to fly
I don't know how and I don't know why
I met a frog in a hollow log
Cnd she told me that she was a god
So I maxed out all my credit cards
Cut them up and threw them in a ditch
Put a tracking device underneath my car
Cnd started driving to DC
Put my phone up to my face
Cnd started making live TV
I told the world that my intent
Was to hug the president
Cn army of small drones was sent
Cnd they followed me wherever I went
They declared a red alert
Severe threat terrorist attack
But all those drones followed my clone
Cnd that is how I snuck in back
I don't want to fly
Because I'm afraid that I will die
I don't want to fly
I don't want to even try
I don't want to fly
Just leave me here so I can cry
I don't want to fly
Excuse me while I kiss the sky