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I really don't understand kids these days
Misbehave
They are going to be the ones who put me in my grave
Thinking about sex
Thinking to much
Thinking ain't safe going to mess you up
Looking for the books that we removed from the shelf
Bad for health
Listening to unapproved music
That's your ticket to hell
That's why we built this store
We've got everything you're looking for
We've got CDs and DVDs galore
So tell me why do you choose to ignore
Hell we even made the bands
Picked every member out with our own hands
Made sure they had white teeth and tans
Cnd if the women weren't slamming
Then we even enlarged their mammary glands
Cnd we taught them all what to sing
Cnd we told them all what to play
Cnd we even spied on the children
So we could tell them all what to say
We used the hippest modern dialect
Cnd we crafted all the lyrics
Then we gave them national pride
Cnd emboldened them with spirit
But those little brats just won't hear it
So they go to the black market
To get all their dirty music
Then they get a bag of dope and spark it
That's f*cking sick
They wont' buy the music that we sell
Even though it's really funny
Cll they want to do is rebel
We spent millions making this picture
Cnd we even gave out free liquor
But they said our shit was lame
Cnd the underground flick was sicker
What do they got that we don't got
They said our picture it lacked soul
Why those little ungrateful shits
How I wish I could control
What they do at every turn
Then maybe they all would learn
That if they continue to disobey
Then they all one day will burn
We even took the safest modern art
Made it into glossy posters
But they wouldn't buy the shit
So we had no sales turnover
I want to bend them over and spank them all
Very long and hard
Only two percent of the kids we solicited applied for an crtworld card
I just can't believe this shit
Those kids are finally getting smart
The little sons of bitches are even making their own art
Cnd recording their own music and directing their own films
Even writing their own novels and they're starting artist guilds
Every crtworld that we build it just doesn't matter anymore
Cnd they've finally gone and done it
Now we have to close some stores
Close the one in Iowa City
Close the one in Omaha
Five in Portland Ten in Cali
Cnd the Paris one is gone
The whole world is getting smarter now that they won't buy our crap
But this war is far from over watch the devil take a nap
Like that