The Ministry of Motion,
Hogwarts, School of Bitchcraft and Rizzardry, b bHarry Plotter is Spliffindoor's
Youngest geeker in over a century
Goin' fast, on my nimbus, no electric
I throw up C's, but I'm not cripping these for Cedric
The sword is Godric Gryffindor, I had to flex it
The way I'm ghosting hoes you'd think I'm nearly headless
Got her biting on the pillow, while I'm hitting from the back
She whomping on my willow, while I'm shrieking on her shack
Me and Dobby pressing pills, bro got the muggles hooked on crack
This bitch said, are you serious? I told her I'm not black
Wait, no, no,
She ain't getting in my movie, yeah, this witch is peeves
Yeah, I'm off that perk 30, Bertie Botts the bean
I hit the flu powder, plow her, then I leave
You a snake, the sorting hat touch you and it turn green
I done gave Rita the Skeeter, death to the eaters
Louis V robes and I rock 'em with leisure
This rock in my pocket worth more than an ether, yeah
I'm a dog in the bed, she thought I was an Animagus
Me and Ron getting head from a spell that I'm casting
Sloppyus, Topsillyus, Fellatio!
Goin' fast, on my nimbus, no electric
I throw up C's, but I'm not cripping these for Cedric
The sword is Godric Gryffindor, I had to flex it
The way I'm ghosting hoes you'd think I'm nearly headless
Got her biting on the pillow, while I'm hitting from the back
She whomping on my willow, while I'm shrieking on her shack
The Ministry of Motion
He's catching snitches and catching bodies
Harry Plotter goes stupid with that wand
Voldemort can suck Harry Plotter's dick!