Cool Ass - Fuck You COVID-19 Lyrics

Are you ready for this shit
1, 2, 3, 4

Well it's been a few weeks now
Since I've been stuck here at home
I thank God for the internet
I thank God for my phone

Can't even go get a haircut
So I shaved off my hair
I can still get some work done
In nothin' but my underwear
Yeah

What the f*ck is happening
What the f*ck is happening
I see all this suffering
When I turn on the TV

Well I know I gotta be grateful
Wash my hands and keep 'em clean
Doin' my best not to touch my face
In between
F*ck you COVID-19

I hope I've got enough bumwad
I got some yeast to make bread
I've got time to clean up the house
But I think I'll watch some TV instead

And I'm all about my kid's schoolwork
You know his teacher is cool
Because his teacher is me now
Because he can't go to school
Yeah

The world is so f*cked up you see
The world is so f*cked up you see
Because this new reality
Doesn't feel real at all

Well I know I gotta be grateful
Wash my hands and keep 'em clean
Doin' my best not to touch my face
In between
F*ck you COVID-19

I miss restaurants
I miss the bars
I miss outrunnin'
Other people's cars

I miss baseball
I miss my friends
I miss my money
Can't wait till this ends

And I miss concerts
I miss the crowd
I miss jammin'
And playin' too loud

And I miss dating
Come out and play baby
I miss not caring
I hope you're okay

I miss so much
This really sucks
Least now I know for sure
Who gives a f*ck

I miss my life
This feels so cruel
But most of all I miss
The kid being in school

So I do whatever I'm able
Wash my hands and keep 'em clean
Doin' my best not to touch my face
In between

And you know I'm super grateful
And it feels just like a bad dream
My heart goes out to everybody in
This quarantine

F*ck you COVID-19
F*ck you COVID-19
F*ck you COVID-19
The boomer doomer
The kung flu

Well I'm sick of this shit
So here's a message for you
You little Bitch
F*ck you