I lock myself in the bedroom
'Cause I didn't get iPhone 8
I constantly wear headphones
'Cause conversations can just wait
I hate everybody
Inside of my proximity
And I'll threaten your mother
If you even just look at me
I deck kids in the face
Then pass it off as ignorance
I cheat on my girlfriends
Who even really needs abstinence?
College is a joke
And I want to choke
On all of the government's lies
Everything sucks and I hate my life
I said uh
Everything sucks and I hate my life
Oh yeah uh
Everything sucks and I hate my life
And that's why I make memes!
I make posts on FaceBook
Just so people will worry 'bout me
I delete my DeviantArt
Just 'cause I don't like it's shade of green
I sit in the same corner
Every single day
And reblog posts about Charisk and Mei
Everything sucks and I hate my life
I said uh
Everything sucks and I hate my life
Oh yeah uh
Everything sucks and I hate my life
And that's why I make memes!
And though I know
That you understand
And though I know
That you have plan
Nothing stops me from hating you
Anyway, oh yeah
Everything sucks and I hate my life
I said uh
Everything sucks and I hate my life
Oh yeah uh
Everything sucks and I hate my life
And that's why I make memes!