[ Featuring Bacon Orchestra ]
Nobody wants to catch
A turd on the Wing
Nobody wants to catch
A turd on the Wing
Kind of Greasy, little grimy
Awfully ugly, slightly slimy
Nobody wants to catch
A turd on the wing
The orange monkey in a cage
Is pitching poo in a rage
(A CHUNKY MONKEY)
If you're flying the coop
Don't get dinged with a deuce
(No Turdy Birdy)
General mad dog
General Kelly
Reputation
Getting smelly
Get away, get away, get away, get away, get away, get away, get away, get away, get away
("It is the triumph of the bootlicker")
Nobody wants to catch
A turd on the wing
Nobody wants to catch
A turd on the wing
Tables turning
Trump is squirming
The birds are tweeting
While the building's burning
Get away, get away, get away, get away, get away, get away, get away, get away, get away
(Like the stinky Zinke)
Nobody wants to catch
A turd on the wing
Nobody wants to catch
A turd on the wing
The ship is sinking
Rats are finking
Can you escape it
Without the stinking?
Get away, get away, get away, get away, get away, get away, get away, get away, get away
He's gonna trot you out
He's gonna flush your clout
The words seep out of your hole (BIG STINKY HOLE)
He'll paint you into a troll (YOU'RE JUST A TROLL)
Get away, get away, get away, get away, get away, get away, get away, get away, get away
Nobody wants to catch
A turd on the wing
(Who will be next to perp walk the plank at the greatest Shit Show on Earth?)
(Pick Ivanka)
Kremlin Barbie
Creepy Sessions
Empty Huckster
No confessions
Get away, get away, get away, get away, get away, get away, get away, get away, get away
Nobody wants to catch
A turd on the wing
Nobody wants to catch
A turd on the wing
Nobody wants to catch
A turd on the wing