If she's up she's down
She's hot she's cool
To put her first was the only rule
Girl I'd never mess around
But i can't just put my guitar down
F*ck me silly
F*ck me sober
F*cking god damn
I knocked the ashtray over
F*ck me silly
F*ck me sober
Girl you're out of your mind
Yeah we're two of a kind
I'm self-destructive sick and sad
I don't know why but she thinks I'm rad
Girl I'll never make it far
I hold my lovers like I hold my guitar
F*ck me silly
F*ck me sober
F*cking god damn
I knocked the ashtray over
F*ck me silly
F*ck me sober
Girl you're out of your mind
Yeah we're two of a kind