My only regrets are of turning down sex
Drugs, whiskey and beer
Now that I'm dead I'd rather be living life instead
And I wish I'd been alittle more queer
Now that I'm dead
Now that I'm dead
Man is it lame
Now that I'm dead
Now that I'm dead
Cigarettes just don't taste the same
A collar bone kiss is Much better than this
I'm counting my regrets
I really miss cats, spooky shit like bats
And tattooed women in fishnets
Now that I'm dead
Now that I'm dead
Man is it lame
Now that I'm dead
Now that I'm dead
Cigarettes just don't taste the same