I never came, you said you're sorry
I never came, in the end
It's a shame, oh poor me
Lets make some jokes, have a smoke
And do it again
Close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades
I think i'm gonna need another drink
I think that i should put this on my resume
It happens more than you would think
I never came, you said you're sorry
I never came, in the end
It's a shame, oh poor me
Lets make some jokes, have a smoke
And do it again