Cockburn on the track, Nicki ain't got nothin' on me
Kendrick ain't got nothin' on me, they can't count to number three
I count to three, then four, then five
It's so simple, so easy, to come make a rhyme with me
Collard greens and mashed potatoes, or onion rolls with mac and cheese
Can you add some chicken wings? Maybe some fries and a fresh smoothie
Give me a high five, what, you think they make me pay?
I'm elite, what do I have to say? Tip employees, a lot of pay
Maybe I'll sign stuff, I'll say
Love my fans with all my heart, give them all some free cars
Maybe some Wendy's too, God, it's so hard to choose
Do you want some Five Guys? It's an easy thing to buy
Go through drive-thru in and out, got my burgers, fix the drought
Now you can eat all for free, just because you're friends with me
Have a disco, have a ball, so famous we are standing tall
All my money in the hall, in the museum, near the mall
So famous, I'm so proud, Cockburn loves to see the crowd
Wearing his golden crown