It's time to leave the house
It's time to get the gear
Someone is getting married
And I've got to be there
It's not like I want to go
Actually I'd rather stay at home
But I'm pretending to be a DJ
So tonight I'll use the nice comb
You've got to play
Those bumpin jams
So set the mood
And shake the air
You know that I don't care
While my smarts about top forty
Are flying through the roof
My pride of all things good
Is grossly misunderstood
They tell me to be loud
They want to shake the room
And as these people dance
Well I'm just glad I'm not the groom
You've got to play
Those bumpin jams
So set the mood
And shake the air
You're breaking bones in my body
Breaking bones in my heart
And you're making it real hard
To even want to start
You're breaking bones in my body
Breaking bones in my heart
And you're making it real hard
To even want to start
They said many things, they said
"DJ, you're my best friend tonight"