If I wanted to hear someone complain, I'd scramble to get married
I've always felt like a grounded heifer afraid of other daries
Held gazillion palms of men that weren't cracked up to be
Their noses grew miles high, guess they chopped my cherry tree
The onlooker for every pair, Never once inside their shoes
I'm the sole mongrel in the middle thats only out to lose
I'll remain the silent referee for every Punch and Judy
A diamond sealed third wheel, why would he ever wanna choose me?
Only a spare tire for the newly single by default
If he fell for me, I'd jump to plead his judgment's fault
Gorilla glue intwines the two and keeps me beneath my rock
Slap-happy sensibilities never held stay forever out of stock
Acquaintance so aquatint, ardor's a canvas I'd never paint
I've never wished to feel restraint, furthest from an stained glass icon saint
I'll remain the silent referee for every Punch and Judy
A diamond sealed third wheel, why would he ever wanna choose me?