That Chicago twink is telling me to stay
At his house for a couple of days
I don' t know what we're gonna do
But I know it ain't Michigan Avenue
Something's got me scared despite
I'm ready for what's going down tonight
That Chicago Twink is gonna get some
When he arrives, he'll have more to come
He met me on a corner on the west of town
He said, "Show me the south, I'm about to go down on you"
That Chicago twink is telling me to stay
At his house for a couple of days
I don' t know what we're gonna do
But I know it ain't Michigan Avenue
Your locomotive might be a one-way train
But something you got's gonna drive me insane
Won't tell him my name or where's my door
You're mine for tonight forever more
That Chicago twink is telling me to stay
At his house for a couple of days
I don' t know what we're gonna do
But I know it ain't Michigan Avenue
We won't meet on any average street
Not Halsted or Logan, somewhere more discreet
"We can stand around the alley for a little bit
But at some point there's a place you gotta sit"
That Chicago twink is telling me to stay
At his house for a couple of days
I don' t know what we're gonna do
But I know it ain't Michigan Avenue