Brain Gremlin was just like the rest
Causing trouble, making mess after mess
But one day he found a serum so bright
Took a sip, and it changed his life that night
He learned to talk, got smarter each day
Escaped from Clamp Center, found a new way
Enrolled at MIT, then Lockheed's door
With a plan to wipe humans off the floor
At Lockheed, he worked with a sinister grin
Creating weapons, planning the end to begin
He kept it a secret, hidin' his intent
Eradicating us all was where his mind was bent
He learned to talk, got smarter each day
Escaped from Clamp Center, found a new way
Enrolled at MIT, then Lockheed's door
With a plan to wipe humans off the floor
He convinced NASA to take him up high
To the International Space Station, touching the sky
With his weapons ready, his finger on the key
But Hulk Hogan was waitin', he didn't foresee
He thought he was clever, had it all planned out
But Hulk was there, ready for the bout
In the cold of space, with a mighty roar
Hulk blew him out the airlock, Brain Gremlin no more
So now the stars are quiet, the world's still here
Thanks to Hulk Hogan, we've got nothing to fear
If you're scheming and plotting, think you're so sly
Remember, there's always someone who'll say goodbye!