Mom took my Xbox and threw it away
I said mommy what the f*ck? Why you gotta be gay?
She slapped me, I'm grounded. Man, this f*ckin sucks
And so I threw my kid sister in front of a truck
My grandpa had cancer and he died of shock
When he learned that my sister died from a trock
(Ah shit) my parents called the cops, I'm getting the shaft
But I told them get the f*ck out now I'm playing Minecraft
Because I'm diggin' and I'm minin'
And I'm diggin' and I'm minin'
And I'm diggin and I'm minin'
And my pickaxe found a diamond
And I'm diggin' and I'm minin'
And the level I'm at diamond
And I'm diggin' and I'm minin'
And, uh, Osama bin Lyden, UH!
You helpless little fool you don't know what to do
You point at other people but it's always been you
Try falling from the sky into an ocean of sand
Sold to the highest bidder of the lowest demand
Because I'm diggin' and I'm minin'
And I'm diggin' and I'm minin'
And I'm diggin and I'm minin'
And my pickaxe found a diamond
And I'm diggin' and I'm minin'
And the level I'm at diamond
And I'm diggin' and I'm minin'
And, uh, Osama bin Lyden, UH!
Mom took my Xbox and threw it away
I said mommy what the f*ck? Why you gotta be gay?
She slapped me, I'm grounded. Man, this f*ckin sucks
And so I threw my kid sister in front of a truck
My grandpa had cancer and he died of shock
When he learned that my sister died from a trock
(Ah shit) my parents called the cops, I'm getting the shaft
But I told them get the f*ck out now I'm playing Minecraft