Claggert - Smeenus (feat. Chef Gorgon) Lyrics

Smeenus, Smeenus, got a big penis
F*ck you, you stupid bitch
Smeenus is the cause of all the evil on the earth
Stood right there when Hitler's mom gave birth
Nazis killing Jews, and Russians killing Russians
These are all part of the Smeenus repercussions
Smeenus is a faggot standing only 3 feet tall
His dick is longer than a field for footballs (A football field)
Pollution isn't man made it was definitely caused by Smeenus
All the CO2 comes directly from his penis
He's from the ocean causing a big commotion with all the dirty microplastics and shit
He's from the sky and is the reason people die, and is the cause of all the microdicks (YUCK)
Smeenus caused the Holocaust, that's not very good
Smeenus caused the Civil War, that's not very good
Smeenus caused the civil rights movement, that's not very good
Smeenus made me miss the toilet when I was shitting, I am still very mad about this
Smeenus stole my kids, Smeenus stole wife
Smeenus killed my kids, Smeenus killed my wife
Smeenus ate my kids, Smeenus raped my wife
Smeenus is an outlaw, he took my whole life
Smeenus is a frickin' bitch
Ever had your car die? It was Smeenus's fault
Ever had your frog die? It was Smeenus's fault
Ever had your dog die? It was Smeenus's fault
Ever had your dad die? Well you're a stupid bitch
Smeenus's list of Incidents is longer than my dick
Smeenus is so hated because he's a massive dick
Smeenus's dick is so long that it's longer than my dick
Smeenus can't get pregnant because he has a dick
Smeenus f*ck you
We will hunt you
Watch your back man
We saw you in Pakistan
You can't hide from us
We know where you live
We will kill you
With a wooden shiv