City Weezle - Welcome to Hicksville Lyrics

Way over yonder 'cross a hill there lyes a 'lil ol' town we call hicksville
Well here brotherly love is incesticide but we country folk still got our pride
We drink fine bourbon and we got our guns and the kids kick the dogs around for fun
Well the tumble weed rolls 'cross the street where the hairless hairlips with no teeth
Speak insanitys and site such shameless rhymes
Eenie meenie miney moe, Catch a city slicker by the toe
If he squeels don't let him goe, Eenie meenie miney moe

Welcome to hicksville! For some it's heaven for some it's hell
Cause here in Hicksville! There's traumatisin' tales to tell
Welcome to hicksville! Now most folks say we's outta touch
But here in hicksville! Do ya think we could really give a flyin' f*ck?
No sir!

Ol' Billy beer's got beedy eyes and all his hick ass friends think that he's so wise
Well he knows 'em all from head to toe, all the nobodys no-one wants to know
From the places no-one really wants to go
No they don't need no education cause they live in the civilized world
The dark dreariness of the barnhouse... Hey! Billy! leave them kids alone!

Welcome to hicksville! For some it's heaven for some it's hell
Cause here in Hicksville! There's traumatisin' tales to tell
Welcome to hicksville! Now most folks say we's outta touch
But here in hicksville! Do ya think we could really give a flyin' f*ck?
No sir!

Welcome to hicksville! Welcome back home boy!