That cow's got milk and the spider's got his silk
Kickin' ass! eatin' grass, Spinnin' webs in an empty glass
That milk makes cheese and the doggy's got his fleas
Bow wow! mooh cow! it takes a farmer to show ya how
You can produce from grass such a precious juice
It's you menure that keeps it fertile and pure
Yet they must breed, yet the bull must sew his seed
Bovine love push and shove and all of the above! it's
Farmhouse love!
It takes a bit of bitter butter to make it better
Farmhouse love! out loud!
The piggy wiggy squeels and makes a damn fine meal
That butterfly's a catterpillar if ya realize
That he's evolved and the problem's been solved
They don't come cheap a hefty hefer's worth three sheep
So put your money down, We're sellin' smile we're sellin' frown
The chicken clucks at the cockrils strange looks
Tasty legs layin' eggs as the cock crows he begs
For as you know his seed he must sew
A bakawk a little sqawk oh it's quite a show it's
Farmhouse love!
It takes a bit of bitter butter to make it better
Farmhouse love! out loud!
The piggy wiggy squeels and makes a damn fine meal
The piggy wiggy squeels and The cow goes mooh
Ah let's take this mothaf*cka Tipperary style!
Come on!
Daisy doesn't seem to be grazin' lately
She must have some sort of flue or somthin'
Looks like some sorta case of the old mad cow
You know what that means don't ya! Mass slaughter!
Never count your chicks before their hatched
Oh she's a beauty!
It's Farmhouse love!
It takes a bit of bitter butter to make it better
Farmhouse love! out loud!
The piggy wiggy squeels and makes a damn fine meal
The piggy wiggy squeels and The cow goes mooh