They say my heart, it looks better on you
If I believe them, I'm no better than you
I'd be of lesser value
I'd give my heart to a loan shark for some pressure, in lieu
Of any sort of cheddar or bread or rare pet or new leather shoe
She wears her leopard, guess I got her shake her hand now
Make her man unmeet his maker, soy el Che of the booth
They're playing shepherd, guess I gotta take command now
Their merit's even vaguer than the newest freakin' phase of the moon
Make some room, I implores ya, I really do need this
Then I'll make some room for you, and they'll call you a deist
Now I know what you're thinking, I know we all see it
Churbo's got a bit of moxie, if you can believe it
No, I know what you're actually thinking, I know what you say about me
And so, just to clarify, you said he behaves like this when?
Well, sometimes
Ok, all the time
I'm very much a gremlin, when it suits me
Pew
I say, sometimes, all the time
I'm very much a gremlin, when it suits me
You can try to seduce me
But, fblfblfblfblfblfblfblfbl
I was a laughing boy but yesterday
What can I say? Churbo needed time to hibernate
Between helping out Miss Lady Macbeth
And this here chain on my neck
I've had a lot to do. Now I can extirpate
From the grand coulee dam to the capitol
Snap you down, break your clavicle
From Carthage to the Upper East Side
I take your cities like I'm Hannibal
In Tehachapi, do a summery slide
Then I cannonball
The voices in my head tell me I've lost my mind
So, I, I, I, pay them overtime
The voices in my head tell me I've gone insane
So, I, I, I, change my name
Before they go to bed, we make sure to say goodnight
I always read them a story, I always tuck them in tight
They always ask me one last question, and it's always the same
Churbo, papa, are you really to blame?
I say, sometimes
Ok, all the time
I'm very much a gremlin, when it suits me
I say sometimes, all the time
I'm very much a gremlin, when it suits me
You can try to seduce me
But, papapapapapapa