Chump - We're Not a Ska Band Lyrics

We're not a ska band
We're not a ska band
We're not a ska band
And this is not a ska song

Well let us introduce ourselves, our name is CHUMP
There's one reason why we came here and that's to make you jump
Jump to the sound to the sound of the beat
Because our lyrics and your face are col' gonna meet
We're playin wild the style, the funky way we play
Our style isn't ska because we all have got to say
That ska music is a-ight, you know, but it just ain't our thing
So McPhie and me will follow Vitamin D

JG he's got an axe to grind he's doin' mighty fine
He'll get the flowers to your house and he'll be there right on time
Brutha D, he's drawin' pictures and he's speakin' foriegn tongues
Cause our friend, he's got the groovy like a garden got dung

We're not a ska band
And this is not a ska song

We play the rappin' music but we just don't have the ego
People watch me on the stage can't believe it when we go
BOOM we break it down and we ram it in your head
We'll pick you up and put you down and put you in your bed
We play the funky rappin' music that makes you have to dance
We're lookin' like we're rappers 'cause we got the gangsta stance
Gas shirt wearin' never swearin' on the stage and chicks are starin'
'Cause we got the moves like Samantha got Darrin

We tried to play the offbeat rhythm but our conscience wouldn't let us
If you're thinkin' that we're suckas then we know you've never met us
When Rupey's shootin' hoops it's just like money in the bank
The kid knows how to hoop it but he don't know how to skank
That's why

We're not a ska band
And this is not a ska song