We're taking some time to throw down some rhymes
So please give us your full attention
As we declare unto you our credentials
Of which we will make specific mention
We'll take this opportunity to thank you very much
For allowing us a portion of your time
In deepest gratitude we'd like to reward you
By providing you with lines of rhymes sublime
So here it is: our name is Chump
That's what's written on our birth certificate
We are a band of many facets, renaissance if you will
A band complex and intricate
We've been called by some prophetic. They say our rhymes are medic
All our impersonators are pathetic
'Cause we use the gifts we have to improve the groove
For the people out there who love to bust a move
We're rhymin through the air like a boxing ballerina
Graceful when we wanna be and other times we're meaner
Give us your clock and we'll show you how to clean her
'Cause we're a band who thinks with mia maid demeanor
Lyrics coming atcha like your father with a paddle
You sit up and they'll shoot ya straight outta your ill saddle
Grazin' on the syllables just like a herd of cattle
You'll tattle when you straddle the praddle with which we fiddle faddle
Cause we're groovin'
Our lyrics movin
Right through ya
Better let 'em move ya
We've taken each step to ensure that you're set
Now we're kickin' your face with much style
With our rhymes in time we expect you to find
Very fine and well worth your while
Because Chump's in the house and we came here to rip
Your face our mic and our drama
Collectively we've got the talent and time
Like that proverbial banana got rama
High above the crowd we're starin' back atcha
We're doing whatever we're pleasin'
The sound is comin' atcha like a semi truck
To deny that sucka is treason
The music we're sending is soothin' your cerebral
As you lose control of your functions
Separated from the world on a journey of the mind
Our vibes connect in utopic injunction
Cause we're groovin'
Our lyrics movin
Right through ya
Better let 'em move ya