A random fellow strollin' down the way
Mindin' his own business and enjoyin' the day
From nowhere comes this other Joe
Walks up to our dude and he says hello
Polite conversation is made for a while
But then the stranger starts to smile
Friendly enough he seemed okay
But the last thing our dude hears him say is
Guess what? What?
Chicken Butt! No!
Next thing you knew he's in a body bag
It wasn't just another funny gag
Embarrassment caused the man to die
Because of this villian's ruthless reply
He stalks the streets victimizing others
Postmen and milkmen and little kids mothers
Falling prey to his villianous mind
Innocent of his evil designs
Guess what? What?
Chicken Butt! No!
No one in the city now ever says what
For fear that the reply will be chicken butt
People in the city don't talk to one another
Every man is for himself, it's brother vs. brother
The air is thick with sirons and squeals of police cars
Tryin' to find the man, to put 'em behind bars
People all walk through the streets in silence
The mere cluck of a chicken causes untold violence
The mayor is under 24 hour protection
Thinkin' chicken butt is a form of insurrection
Fear among the public has become an infection
Men being hired workin' on detection
Is there no one who can save us? What can be done?
There's no one who can help us, there isn't anyone
The devil himself has hidden away
For fear of the words that someone might say
People of the nation are scared OF WHAT?
The man who stalks the streets and says CHICKEN BUTT!