I used to think a was a highly tuned chilling machine
Engineered to do f*ck all
But then a week or so ago the government
They proved me wrong
I thought I was a natural-born chiller
Born and bred for sofa spread
I used to spend every hour wishing I was in bed
But now I spend every moment scrubbing my hands to death
As sunrise blurs to sunset
We ride into the night
These walls are closing in
I thought that this would be the life
Cause time is just a construct
This boredom's very real
Disarm the alarm
Turns out I've got no f*cking chill
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I've got no chill
Quarantine has taught me
I won't get ill
Quarantine has got me like
If we don't see this through
Then I will never see you again
Chill, quarantine has taught me
I've got no chill
I used to think I was a motherf*cking chillionaire
So motherf*cking laid back I'd fall down on my chair
Tagged in 30 Facebook posts I'm feeling pressured to share
Searching YouTube for tutorials on cutting my hair
Chuggalos, I'm sure I'm not the only one
That's not keeping it together right now
I'm gonna give you some examples of shit that is just not chill
And we'll work together to step this shit out
Shave your own head, it's not chill
Baking your own bread, it's not chill
Making homebrew, it's not chill
5 f*cking dog walks, it's not chill
Animal Crossing, it's not chill
Screaming at a cashier, it's not chill
Learning ancient Latin, it's not chill
Pwning noobs on Warzone, it's not chill
Daily f*cking briefing, it's not chill
Carole f*cking Baskin, it's not chill
UFC island, it's not chill
Domestic abuse, it's not chill
Filming homemade workouts, it's not chill
Weird synth solo, it's not chill
Crying desperately at the state of the future economy
It's not chill, it's not chill
Bleh
[Chorus]
I've got no chill
Quarantine has taught me
I won't get ill
Quarantine has got me like
If we don't see this through
Then I will never see you again
Chill, quarantine has taught me
I've got no chill