Cops and robbers
Playing their game
Mates and cobbers
Doing the same
Opposites attract
Or so they say
It's a fact
This game we play
Blokes and lasses
All play too
Chasing asses
To find love that's true
Cops and robbers
They both got guns
Mates and cobbers
Making their puns
Cops and robbers
Playing their game
Mates and cobbers
Doing the same
Opposites attract
Or so they say
It's a fact
This game we play
Chasing their tails
Around and around
When all else fails
Make a mighty sound
Priest and sinners
Hold a debate
There are no winners
To celebrate
Cops and robbers
Playing their game
Mates and cobbers
Doing the same
Opposites attract
Or so they say
It's a fact
This game we play
Cats and dogs
Are in dispute
Pigs slaughter hogs
Who force them to shoot
Tinkers trading ponies
In Ballinasloe square
Are all cheats and phonies
So buyer beware