Hiyaaa!
F*ck it jus' let it roll in
Your mother was a hamster and your father lied
Good luck finding a date to the annual Yuletide
Not sayin' twas a waste of money but not something I would've buyed
The aroma from the kitchen made me quick to oblige
Made sure to spray all the plants with pesticide
Many claim that Hitler died from cyanide
Out here making raisins don't make em till they've dried
Involved in felonious activities like Bonnie and Clyde
All these dumbass witness's claimin' that they eyed
You can't charge me with shit until I've been tried
They let me off easy to my surprise
I'm not leavin' till I take a bite outta this chive
Y'all out here lookin' like the end of the world's gon' arrive
When I realized I broke the door out the house I flied
Before dad got home had'ta find a place to hide
These strangers began following me as if I was their f*ckin' tour guide
Back to work tonight
Daughters starting to get real bright
Workin' on my roll of the week took all my might
I don't recall gettin' that drunk and in a bar fight
Lazy artist might as well stop now f*ckin' aight?
Nice day out cool breeze so I think I'll fly a kite
Got this feeling deep inside when I started to write
Lil' hungry could probably go for a bite
Gotta watch my plants for friggen dust mites
She want it in her pussy but that ass is tight
Slowly comin' up y'all listenin' to me take flight
Gettin' harder to see lemme find a light
Us'ta be more privileged when they thought I was white
Went to Six Flags in October for the fest of fright
Us'ta be afraid of mutha f*ckin' heights
Now I'm slingin' dro in the dead of the night
Y'all might think this is easy but you ain't doing it right
Lambeau leapin' from sidewalk to sidewalk in the spring
All this snow don't make a homie wanna sing
Because it's not google that's why I use bing
Threw a spoon down the stairs and it sounded like ting
Guess that's what I'm naming this kid it's a chinese thing
We don't care to see it so stop showin' off your bling
Showed up late to the party now I'm tryna ming-le
Like shut up and take a f*ckin' pull
Y'all forced booze upon me so prepare for the bull
Stay in school and don't be a dumbass fool
For this life you gotta sacrifice you won't have time to drool
Watch out for dead bodies layin' in the pool
Haven't even begun to lose my f*ckin' cool
So stay in yo lane y'already know that's the rule
Writing and writing till it's time to d-d-duel
They callin' me jewish cause I'm so goddamn frugal
I walk in they all stare like they've seen a ghoul
These rappers got horses but webby comin' up on a mule
First I'll steal yo bitch then I'll steal her jewel
What comes around goes around so I might not be that cruel
But if she backs that ass up she'll get rammed with my stool
Tryna conduct surgery but ain't got the right tools
F*ck it I'll just rip it like a band-aid and leave you vulnerable
So much hair on chubz's ass I kinda mistook it for wool