Christopher Usher - Holymatic, The Hill Dwarf Cleric Lyrics

Smite the undead, and heal the close to dead
Holymatic, the hill dwarf cleric
Carry my tools, and craft for the fools
Holymatic, the hill dwarf cleric

I am a Hill Dwarf, My name is Holymatic
I have come to assist and be your gracious cleric
I maybe short though I am strong
This dwarf needs a place where he can belong
So please let me join you if I may

Can you steal? No, though I can heal
Can you kill? Yes, smiting undead gives me a thrill
Can you survive? Yes, and when I'm stronger I can revive
Can you drink? I'm a dwarf, what do you bloom'n well think

Smite the undead, and heal the close to dead
Holymatic, the hill dwarf cleric
Carry my tools, and craft for the fools
Holymatic, the hill dwarf cleric

Guild artisan by trade, not much have a made
Many contacts I have, to do business in light or shade
Alchemy supplies I do also carry
With sword for the swing, and shield for block and parry

Smite the undead, and heal the close to dead
Holymatic, the hill dwarf cleric
Carry my tools, and craft for the fools
Holymatic, the hill dwarf cleric

He is a Hill Dwarf, His name is Holymatic
He has come to assist and be your gracious cleric
He maybe short though he is strong
The dwarf needs a place where he can belong
So please let him join you if he may

Can you steal? No, though I can heal
Can you kill? Yes, smiting undead gives me a thrill
Can you survive? Yes, and when I'm stronger I can revive
Can you drink? I'm a dwarf, what do you bloom'n well think

Smite the undead, and heal the close to dead
Holymatic, the hill dwarf cleric
Carry my tools, and craft for the fools
Holymatic, the hill dwarf cleric

If anyone asks If I am married or single
Me left hand does wonders for the pleasurable tingle

I hope you consider me, please shake my hand
(Shake with your right and you are the hired man, I mean hill dwarf)