The Twelve Days Of 'Cats'mas Lyrics

On the first day of Christmas my mistress gave to me
A pheasant under glass beneath the tree.

On the second day of Christmas my mistress gave to me
Two chicken breasts and
A pheasant under glass beneath the tree.

On the third day of Christmas my mistress gave to me
Three quarts milk
Two chicken breasts and
A pheasant under glass beneath the tree.

On the fourth day of Christmas my mistress gave to me
Four strutting birds
Three quarts milk
Two chicken breasts and
A pheasant under glass beneath the tree.

On the fifth day of Christmas my mistress gave to me
Five litter pans
Four strutting birds
Three quarts milk
Two chicken breasts and
A pheasant under glass beneath the tree.

On the sixth day of Christmas my mistress gave to me
Six cans of sardines
Five litter pans
Four strutting birds
Three quarts milk
Two chicken breasts and
A pheasant under glass beneath the tree.

On the seventh day of Christmas my mistress gave to me
Seven pounds of catnip
Six cans of sardines
Five litter pans
Four strutting birds
Three quarts milk
Two chicken breasts and
A pheasant under glass beneath the tree.

On the eighth day of Christmas my mistress gave to me
Eight dogs on leashes
Seven pounds of catnip
Six cans of sardines
Five litter pans
Four strutting birds
Three quarts milk
Two chicken breasts and
A pheasant under glass beneath the tree.

On the ninth day of Christmas my mistress gave to me
Nine frogs aleaping
Eight dogs on leashes
Seven pounds of catnip
Six cans of sardines
Five litter pans
Four strutting birds
Three quarts milk
Two chicken breasts and
A pheasant under glass beneath the tree.

On the tenth day of Christmas my mistress gave to me
Balls of yarn all tangled
Nine frogs aleaping
Eight dogs on leashes
Seven pounds of catnip
Six cans of sardines
Five litter pans
Four strutting birds
Three quarts milk
Two chicken breasts and
A pheasant under glass beneath the tree.

On the eleventh day of Christmas my mistress gave to me
Eleven mice a running
Balls of yarn all tangled
Nine frogs aleaping
Eight dogs on leashes
Seven pounds of catnip
Six cans of sardines
Five litter pans
Four strutting birds
Three quarts milk
Two chicken breasts and
A pheasant under glass beneath the tree.

On the twelfth day of Christmas my mistress gave to me
Twelve toys from Macys
Eleven mice a running
Balls of yarn all tangled
Nine frogs aleaping
Eight dogs on leashes
Seven pounds of catnip
Six cans of sardines
Five litter pans
Four strutting birds
Three quarts milk
Two chicken breasts and
A pheasant under glass beneath the tree.