Christmas Carols
The Twelve Vendor Days Of Christmas Lyrics
On the 12th day of Christmas, my vendor gave to me
12 days to set up
11 acronyms
10 more megahertz
9 brand new standards
8 more megs of RAM
7 minor upgrades
6 hidden features
5 tons of docs
4 new API's
3 more months of waiting
2 more SCSI drives
And a bug fix for Windows NT.