Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum!
I got drunk and I stayed drunk
On a bender
Oh, you know I'm gonna bend her until she breaks
Grab a shell and split it
I never rolled them very pretty, but they sure hit
And now we're cooking one up in the stairwell
You're looking pretty in the windowsill
You got a bird's eye view
Bloodshot eyes looking through
The window down at all the people
What are they doing, where are they going?
Trying to look busy, trying to look important
It's not important
Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum!
I got drunk and I stayed drunk
I come stumbling through
Bloodshot eyes seeing two of everything
So take my keys
Don't let me go
Take my phone
Don't let me call that girl
Yeah, she knows me
She's got my number saved
Under a different name
Go on and keep it on the side, baby