Maybe one day I will be better
Maybe one day I'll be a go-getter
Maybe one day we could be the best of friends
Maybe one day I won't regret our bitter end
You ask me, "How do you murder someone?"
You tell them you love them then leave when you're done
You ask me, "How do you murder someone?"
You tell them you love them then leave when you're done
Leave when you're done
Maybe one day this won't be so tough
Maybe one day we'll be equally in love
Maybe one day I'll have the words to say
That maybe one day you'll realize you're gay
You ask me, "How do you murder someone?"
You tell them you love them then leave when you're done
You ask me, "How do you murder someone?"
You tell them you love them then leave when you're done
Leave when you're done
Da doo doo doo doo di
Da doo doo doo doo di
When the tables turn
I hope you learn
Da doo doo doo doo di
Yeah, yeah, oh
You ask me, "How do you murder someone?"
You tell them you love them then leave when you're done
You ask me, "How do you murder someone?"
So I tell you, "I love you" and I leave when I'm done
And I'm done