Seven days to Christmas just one more week to go
Seven days to please my wife or I won't dare go back home
It's not that I don't love her my loving never stops
But the beer's so good I can't leave the pub
And I'm much too drunk to shop
It starts around October-time it's every single year
She's dropping hints about something she wants
And every week that follows the list it just gets longer
And beer's the only thing that keeps me sane
Seven days to Christmas just one more week to go
Seven days to please my wife or I won't dare go back home
It's not that I don't love her my loving never stops
But the beer's so good I can't leave the pub
And I'm much too drunk to shop
Shopping is a woman thing my woman does it well
She starts at 9 am and shops all day
Coming through the door with more bags than Transit van could hold
Shouting - Have a guess how much money I've just saved
Seven days to Christmas just one more week to go
Seven days to please my wife or I won't dare go back home
It's not that I don't love her my loving never stops
But the beer's so good I can't leave the pub
And I'm much too drunk to shop
By mid-December my head is spinning with all the things she wants
My head's so full of stuff it will not clear
So I'll do the thing I always do to show how much I love her
I'll take her down the pub and buy her a beer
Seven days to Christmas just one more week to go
Seven days to please my wife or I won't dare go back home
It's not that I don't love her my loving never stops
But the beer's so good I can't leave the pub
And I'm much too drunk to shop