Chris Housman - Drag Queen Lyrics

He's teacher of the year
And royalty as well
'Cause every now and then
Michael becomes Michelle
A little red wine
To wind down his day
With a lot of eye shadow
But he never throws shade
He reaps what he sows
And sews his own dresses
The wig glue of the family
Always cleaning up messes
Puts on a face
And one hell of a show
And everybody round here knows
She's a drag queen but she ain't no drag
Lace-up front with a pony in the back
People try and knock her down all the time
But in her high heels she's still 6'5
She wouldn't hurt a soul or kill a fly
But she murders on the stage every Saturday night
The kind of woman lotta men wish they could be
Ain't no dragging down a drag queen
She's more dolled up than Dolly
And you should see her dance
Triple threat with a mic
And the room in her hand
She's sharp as a tack
More funny than most
But thinking she's a danger
Is one hell of a joke
She's a drag queen but she ain't no drag
Lace-up front with a pony in the back
People try and knock her down all the time
But in her high heels she's still 6'5
She wouldn't hurt a soul or kill a fly
But she murders on the stage every Saturday night
The kind of woman lotta men wish they could be
Ain't no dragging down a drag queen
Folks will say what they say
And think what they think
But she'll be sitting pretty
While she's sipping a drink
She's a drag queen but she ain't no drag
Lace-up front with a pony in the back
People try and knock her down all the time
But in her high heels she's still 6'5
She wouldn't hurt a soul or kill a fly
But she murders on the stage every Saturday night
The kind of woman lotta men wish they could be
Ain't no dragging down a drag queen