I got a little wealth, if truth be told
All the fillings in my teeth are made of gold
I must be a rich man, I must be a rich man
Seen the future, glimpsed the fates
I remember every fortune cookie I ever ate
I must be a wise man, I must be a wise man
I might be a rich man
Even though I'm wise
This world won't give me nothing
Don't get why I have to try
Wonder why my virtues
Don't turn water into wine
Put me on the road to wisdom
And I'll get lost every time
You've heard about my selfless ways
I drop a dime in a blindman's cup every other day
I must be a kind man, I must be a kind man
Say I'm tough, say it again
I never picked a fight that I couldn't win
I must be a brave man, don't you think I'm a brave man
I might be a rich man
Even though I'm wise
This world won't give me nothing
Don't get why I have to try
Wonder why my virtues
Don't turn water into wine
Put me on the road to wisdom
And I'll get lost every time