[ Featuring the Royals ]
I'm a man
Yeah he's a man
Yes he's a f*ckin man
And I wear my tool belt when I'm building
After dark
Down at the park?
Nah down the f*ckin pub
I keep all my shit in my pockets
Fashion faux pas so unkind
Brings out the colour in my eyes
I am a purseonable guy
I like to accessorise
Not quite sure why you criticise cause
I am a personable guy
I'm a bloke
Yeah he's a bloke
Yeah he's a f*cking bloke
And the purse on my arm isn't a joke
I tried it
An experiment
A huge f*ck off success
And now my life's filled with convenience
At first you tease but soon you'll find
You handing me keys to mind
