!!! (Chk Chk Chk) - Hello? Is This Thing On? Lyrics

Sometimes you don't say nothing
'Cause you got nothing to say
And sometimes you tell it all
'Cause no one's listening anyway

And you don't know for certain
But you think you might be a bore
Don't wanna be nobody's burden
So you just hit the dancefloor

'Cause the opportunities presented stop you dead
Stuttering on the sentences
Small talk's asking questions
That no one cares about what the answer is

Watching others' conversation from your place against the wall
You should have something worth saying
If you could only find a place in the bathroom stall
But remember when you come out
Don't you dare look inside the bathroom mirror
What is it, what was it, and does it even matter anymore?

Hey, am I making any sense at all?
Does anyone here speak English?
'Cause everybody's acting like I'm crazy
Hey, am I making any sense at all?
Is this thing on?
Is this thing on? (Is this thing on?)

And I must confess or maybe you've already guessed
The you is me, I made up the rest
And I must confess or maybe you've already guessed
The you is me, I made up the rest

(Shh) the voices in my head go
"Doo doo, doo doo, doo doo, do, do, do, do"
And the voices in my head go
"Doo doo, doo doo, doo doo, do, do, do, do"

And don't you know sometimes
I could just kill
Sometimes
Yeah, I could just kill
Sometimes, sometimes, sometimes
Yeah, I could just kill
For a good conversation
For a good conversation
Yeah don't you know
Sometimes, sometimes, sometimes
I could just kill
For a good conversation
With someone

Oh, I could just kill
Sense at all

Hey, hey, hey am I making any sense at all?
Does anybody here speak English?
'Cause everybody's acting like I'm crazy
Yeah, everybody's acting like I'm crazy
Crazy, crazy
Everybody's acting like I'm crazy
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey
Am I making any?
Am I making any sense at?
Am I making any sense at all?
'Cause everybody
'Cause everybody's acting like I'm crazy
Everybody's acting like I'm f*ckin' crazy
What?
Yeah, everybody's acting like
Everybody
Everybody's acting like I'm
Everybody's acting like I'm f*ckin' crazy or something
Like everybody's just
Everyone is just
Everybody's acting like I'm f*ckin' crazy or something
Like I'm
Like I'm fukin', jealous, like
Everybody's acting like I'm f*ckin' crazy or something
Did you just hear that? Get it? Is that it?
Does anybody here speak English?