ChikënFist - Cheesecake Lyrics

The meaning of life is an issue, complex
Through which many philosophers struggle
But I assure you I've discovered the secret
Life is... like cheesecake

They're exceptionally wise
But the greatest of minds
Have failed to consider this limitless cake
Ontological proof for the substance of life
Cheesecake is the thing we all seek

Aristotle, Descartes, and Immanuel Kant
Ain't got shit on this theory
This Cheese-osophy
As we are like the cake
So too we must bake
To become as the pastry would be

Sweet till the very end
Savory with a friend
Smooth till the last tangy bite leaves you longing for more
Rich when you share it well
It's thick, but still swell
That's why I tell you life is like cheesecake

I cheesecake therefore I am
The unexamined cheesecake is not worth eating
Cheesecake is the measure of all things
You cannot step in the same cheesecake twice

Sweet till the very end
Savory with a friend
Smooth till the last tangy bite leaves you longing for more
Rich when you share it well
It's thick, but still swell
That's why I tell you life is like cheesecake

In cheesecake we trust!
Graham-crackery crust!
Smooth till the last cheesy bite melts in your mouth
Fattening in excess
Served with chocolate is best
And strawberries are nice with cheesecake!