Chevy Chase Stole My Wife - All The Handsome Men Are Dead Lyrics

One, two, three, four
No one bothered dressing up today
No, it was Halloween
Yes, it was Halloween
No one's really got that much to say
There are no gravestones marking anything
Except where they sat
Where they sat
Well, I've been talking, I'm talking
And my brain's not working
I'm saying stuff I don't mean or understand
I'm thinking about the TV
About life and death and cruelty
And talking about the weather
To some granny
Well, it's the end now
The good parts have already happened
And yet I missed them
Cause I was not born
There's nothing special
No nothing now is special
The only thing that's special
Is being rotten to your core
I wanna love you
You're from another era, baby
You're so attractive
And it's such a shame
I'm going mental
I'm sitting in a car park laughing
There's nothing better
And it's such a shame
What a shame
All the handsome men are dead
All the handsome men are dead
How will I find you
I'm putting up a flag and waving
And I will know you
By the clothes you wear
How will I find you
You're giving off
A stench of boredom
And keeping secrets
That you long to share
Comb your hair
Comb your hair
Comb your hair
Yeah
All the handsome men are dead
All the handsome men are dead
All the handsome men are dead
All the handsome men are dead