How're you gonna show up late
With a coffee in your hand?
How're you gonna have me sit and wait
While you hit the coffee stand?
How're you gonna waltz in here?
Iced coffee in hand
Big smile on your big dumb face
Zero mention that you're fifteen late
How're you gonna show up late
But have a coffee in your hand?
I'm racking my brain but I don't understand
You, you, you, you, you were fifteen minutes late
With wet hair and coffee and a scone
Seems like you could've skipped one or two
And I wouldn't have been alone
Waiting for you, all alone at the
Said time that we set
I was here at one on the dot
You were not
You lied and said that it was hard to find a parking spot
How're you gonna show up late
With a coffee in your hand?
How're you gonna have me sit and wait
While you hit the coffee stand?
How're you gonna waltz in here?
Iced coffee in hand
Big smile on your big dumb face
Zero mention that you're fifteen late
I bet you think the song is about you
But it's about me
I'm frequently late and walk in with coffee
I f*cking hate myself for that
But it's who I am
Maybe I'll do TM like everyone else in LA
And pay for a mantra, "don't be late
Don't bring a coffee and don't be late"
That's my TM mantra, maybe someday
Feels weird to pay for a mantra, but that's LA
Seems like meditation should be free
Maybe that's just me
That thinks it's a con to make you pay for a mantra
Chelsea Peretti - LATE Lyrics
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How're you gonna show up late
With a coffee in your hand?
How're you gonna have me sit and wait
While you hit the coffee stand?
How're you gonna waltz in here?
Iced coffee in hand
Big smile on your big dumb face
Zero mention that you're fifteen late
How're you gonna show up late
But have a coffee in your hand?
I'm racking my brain but I don't understand
You, you, you, you, you were fifteen minutes late
With wet hair and coffee and a scone
Seems like you could've skipped one or two
And I wouldn't have been alone
Waiting for you, all alone at the
Said time that we set
I was here at one on the dot
You were not
You lied and said that it was hard to find a parking spot
How're you gonna show up late
With a coffee in your hand?
How're you gonna have me sit and wait
While you hit the coffee stand?
How're you gonna waltz in here?
Iced coffee in hand
Big smile on your big dumb face
Zero mention that you're fifteen late
I bet you think the song is about you
But it's about me
I'm frequently late and walk in with coffee
I f*cking hate myself for that
But it's who I am
Maybe I'll do TM like everyone else in LA
And pay for a mantra, "don't be late
Don't bring a coffee and don't be late"
That's my TM mantra, maybe someday
Feels weird to pay for a mantra, but that's LA
Seems like meditation should be free
Maybe that's just me
That thinks it's a con to make you pay for a mantra
With a coffee in your hand?
How're you gonna have me sit and wait
While you hit the coffee stand?
How're you gonna waltz in here?
Iced coffee in hand
Big smile on your big dumb face
Zero mention that you're fifteen late
How're you gonna show up late
But have a coffee in your hand?
I'm racking my brain but I don't understand
You, you, you, you, you were fifteen minutes late
With wet hair and coffee and a scone
Seems like you could've skipped one or two
And I wouldn't have been alone
Waiting for you, all alone at the
Said time that we set
I was here at one on the dot
You were not
You lied and said that it was hard to find a parking spot
How're you gonna show up late
With a coffee in your hand?
How're you gonna have me sit and wait
While you hit the coffee stand?
How're you gonna waltz in here?
Iced coffee in hand
Big smile on your big dumb face
Zero mention that you're fifteen late
I bet you think the song is about you
But it's about me
I'm frequently late and walk in with coffee
I f*cking hate myself for that
But it's who I am
Maybe I'll do TM like everyone else in LA
And pay for a mantra, "don't be late
Don't bring a coffee and don't be late"
That's my TM mantra, maybe someday
Feels weird to pay for a mantra, but that's LA
Seems like meditation should be free
Maybe that's just me
That thinks it's a con to make you pay for a mantra
Writer: Chelsea Peretti, Allan Grigg
Copyright: Lyrics © Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC
Copyright: Lyrics © Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC