Number one in gun circulation
Number one in prison population
Number one at opioid addiction
So many number ones I'm tired of winning
We're number one!
Number one at having cops on the street
Also number one at reported murder and rape
No one can touch us when it comes to mass killings
So many number ones i'm tired of winning
We're number one!
We're the best at not giving new mothers paid leave
The biggest and baddest and being obese
We make the most porn and we watch the most TV
America is great again at so many things
We're number one!