She said you can't kick me out of this bar
While this Mariah Carey is on
You won't like the way that ends
With no gas in the car
You can get about as far
As arguing with idiots
It's always heaven for the climate
Or hell for the company
If there's one thing this place proves
It's that when I'm with you
I can get through anything
So just take me home tonight
Take me home
And I'm staring at my shoes
Like I'm outside of an operating room
I never know quite what to say
And I always drink too much
But it's still not quite enough
To make this all go away
And my brain feels like a postcard
That's sent far away
And you would throw a fit
But we'd never ever leave the house again
If it was all up to me